What I want to wear – All Saints

In the name of ‘Death star’ could I not have a tray that’s dry?! This is what’s been in my head for the past few weeks after watching a hilarious Lego enactment of Eddie Izzard’s Death Star Canteen skit. If you don’t find this video funny I don’t know if I could you help you. 11 million other people found it funny and I might have contributed at least 20 to that number.

Dress I might get from All Saints which might be easy to wear

What’s been in my head isn’t exactly that. Actually, it’s been more like ‘In the name of All Saints could I not have something that doesn’t challenge my brain?!

I’ll tell you why. For the past few months I’ve been collecting quite a few garments from All Saints. Cardigans, tops, trousers, bits and pieces. Among them I have quite a few dresses. Those dresses, they are a bit of challenge. For one of them, I couldn’t figure out how to wear them – almost all of them – at first. It took me three attempts to figure out the (seemingly) right way to wear it after having worn it the wrong way around a couple of times. Then there’s a dress which I found so challenging that I was only able to conjure up enough courage to wear it after a bit of struggle and a dreadful sound of seams bursting. It wasn’t because the dress was too small. It was because it was darn hard to figure out where my head and arms were supposed to go. It’s always like this with All Saints as I never get to try garments before buying them online. WTF, I don’t know what the hell this is…when I have that look on my face, Captain Biscuit (Who sits next to me at work) laughs and says ‘another one from All Saints?’.

Having said that there is really no such thing as wearing it the wrong way. Who cares really? I was wearing Smith Nathan’s Harem leggings around my neck today. There’s nothing wrong with wearing trews around the neck I say.